This concept is pretty simple. If you don't steal from me, I won't steal from you. Of course, if you ask me if you can use something from my site, say a picture or quote or something, I'll probably be very flattered and will start giving you more than what you even asked for to the point of being annoying. . . What I'm trying to say is that I don't sell or distribute any information that is collected from you. For example, if you enter your email address saying that you want to receive my newsletter, or if you fill out a contact form, sure I'll have your email address, but only I'll have it. No one else will ever get their greasy little paws on it. You have my word.

Also, once I have products up on here for people to purchase, I will obviously not keep your credit card info to buy tickets to Australia where I'll go on a shopping spree and purchase 90 cans of Fluffy Whip, jump in a neighbour's pool after getting high off the air that comes out of the can before the cream, and run screaming through Sydney with a boom box held high playing "What Is Love". That will never happen. I can assure you of that.

Paypal will have your credit card info, but I sure won't. Hm, you might want to take any concerns up with Paypal. They are respected and all, but I imagine if Dr. Paypal himself reads the previous paragraph of this Privacy Policy, he'll probably start to get some bad ideas. . .